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[challenge entry] Sarah Alexander the Great

This took me far longer than you might imagine...

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# That is truly woo.
And it means she's gay. Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# that am
good....

morning all. I'm ill.... boooo.

Remedie suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# For a cold?
Stop breathing for two days, and bathe in treacle twelve times an hour. Never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Inject smack into your eyeballs.
It won't cure you, but you'll forget all about your cold.

Seriously though, the old ones are the best. Hot water with whiskey or Yates White wine, honey, lemon and sugar. Drink hot and repeat till well.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Or drunk.
(Amerella, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# whisky
Does it have to be Irish?
(flexi, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I don't think so.
Sainsburys own brand will probably do the trick. Come to think of it, so will turps.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# urgh....
i will try that to be honest. however can't at the mo. I came into work to spread my stickyness.... urgh. Actually milestone looms so illness or not... should keep my mind off it though. Thanks for the suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Whiskey is Irish.
Whisky isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# get smashed
the alcohol kills all the germs
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Huge amounts of whiskey,
cocaine and pornography. Always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Seconded, but with some crack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# And bling.
Don't forget the bling. Very important.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Why not go crazy,
and have two?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Or ten. In a hotel. A very, very posh hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Chucking televisions into pools helps too.
It's a little known *FACT* that Keith Richards has suffered from a bad head cold for most of his adult life.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Hence constantly being fuckered....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Apparently, Johnny Depp based Cap'n Jack Sparrow
on Keith Richards.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# He he he he he he
I'm amazed the bugger's still alive...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I wouldn't
be surprised. There's quite a few good entries in this one. Some are shite but some are fantastic. And it's already over 60 pages!

And woo to the pixie.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# I made this shit entry last night


It's Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# You made a shit entry?
Are you all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# *snigger*
well it made me larf.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# It made me laugh.
But not as much as Feebl and Rob did.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Too true.
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# *snigger*
I think someone should provide a regular roundup of the weekend's events on b3ta every Monday morning for those of us who only b3ta at work.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Me ad Rev Dan
have been considering a blog for stuff which wouldn't see the newsletter in a million years. I think it's an important public service. Also I think the musical stuff people make doesn't get enough airing online. The radio show is helping redress that, but it doesn't help people track down the MP3's themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I once collected a load of b3tan MP3s (well links to) on a site
but I couldn't be arsed to maintain it.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I would.
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# is it just me
or does she/he look a bit like jacko? white splotches pointy nose strange facial hair mmmm

Wooness all the same:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)