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# that am
good....

morning all. I'm ill.... boooo.

Remedie suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# For a cold?
Stop breathing for two days, and bathe in treacle twelve times an hour. Never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Inject smack into your eyeballs.
It won't cure you, but you'll forget all about your cold.

Seriously though, the old ones are the best. Hot water with whiskey or Yates White wine, honey, lemon and sugar. Drink hot and repeat till well.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Or drunk.
(Amerella, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# whisky
Does it have to be Irish?
(flexi, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I don't think so.
Sainsburys own brand will probably do the trick. Come to think of it, so will turps.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# urgh....
i will try that to be honest. however can't at the mo. I came into work to spread my stickyness.... urgh. Actually milestone looms so illness or not... should keep my mind off it though. Thanks for the suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Whiskey is Irish.
Whisky isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# get smashed
the alcohol kills all the germs
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Huge amounts of whiskey,
cocaine and pornography. Always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Seconded, but with some crack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# And bling.
Don't forget the bling. Very important.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Why not go crazy,
and have two?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Or ten. In a hotel. A very, very posh hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Chucking televisions into pools helps too.
It's a little known *FACT* that Keith Richards has suffered from a bad head cold for most of his adult life.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Hence constantly being fuckered....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Apparently, Johnny Depp based Cap'n Jack Sparrow
on Keith Richards.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# He he he he he he
I'm amazed the bugger's still alive...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)