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(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# This is challenge,
it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Not you as well!
Serious question:
Where do you work? You were complaining about power outages yesterday and my wife's colleagues were complaining of the same thing. Could it be the same place?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Surely you mean where is he paid to sit around and
abuse everybody else on b3ta?

Whoever they are, I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# be sure to tune in next week to
Amusing ways you found out your boss was a b3ta regular

"....and he was still laughing as he sacked me!"

(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I'm at the Institute of Ophthalmology,
it's kind of joined on to Moorfields - sound familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That's where she works.....
With Robin Ali in Molecular Genetics.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah.
Actually, I kind of know who she is - there aren't that many pregnant Irish women round here. How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Well bugger me!
Small World. Would she know you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I think she'd know OF me, I've been out drinking with her (and a load of other people)
once or twice. Might as well take this over to 4rthur...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Good idea
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# there's something she didn't
tell you about "your" baby...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I think the prospect...
...of either myself or Baz being the father are equally horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# That's a coincidence,
My name's Robin Ali and I work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Used to
work at the IOO.

Nice to know that there are some fellow skiving scientists out there.

Hear Robin's prof now.....
(Doctor Evil, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh Spooky
we had a power outage from 9-11.30 yesterday too
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# He is now...
...He was in the times/independent a couple of days ago too. Spends most of his time out and about sucking the corporate cock for funding though. The lad's done well!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Here's to
the UCL behemoth....... Can't argue with getting papers in Nature &c.

'Fraid what with the stock crash and all, the money pot with the big grant funders has shrunk with their asset base. so we have to look where we can.

Could be on the Old King Cole myself by Xmas...
(Doctor Evil, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Woo!
etc.

That's the sort of thing I would build myself, if I was bored. Not as bored as I am now though, I'm too bored to bother!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Cardboard box
for Governor!
(Doctor Evil, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)