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# Get one of those spirit-levels with a laser guide
and make kittens chase the red dot, on an extremely slippy vinyl floor. If you time it just right, they bounce off the skirting boards dazed, but not badly hurt.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I love laser pointers
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I did that with a dog once
but I had to stop at some point because I had the impression that the dog would not stop chasing the red dot before getting a heart attack or having bloody feet.


How it smelt? Awful, of course.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Dogs and laser pointers.
My girlfriends dog always used to try to kill the spot. One day I pointed it at my girlfriends arse...

She was _not_ happy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Yup
I can vouch for that, having had great fun with my laser pointer and my girlfriends kitten while I was looking after it once.
I could stay sat on the sofa and send the kitty haring round the flat just by flicking my wrist and making the little red dot dart across the flat.
If I had all the doors open as well I could make the cat skid across the vinyl kitchen floor, into the carpeted living room and into the bathroom, where there was another vinyl floor.
Of course, after the carpeted living room, she'd picked up a bit of speed and generally ended up sliding into the side of the bathtub...
And they say cats are more intelligent than dogs? About even I'd say(seeing as my cat chases sticks when you throw them for her)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# kittens
"A kitten standing on a huge mirror, trying to walk, is one of the most inherently comic sights in nature" David Bellamy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)