How we larfed..I brought my [female] Alsation round to a friends house who happened to have a [male] dauschand (wiener dog to our american friends).
The female was on heat, the male was up for it so we put the female upstairs then laughed as we watched a wiener dog with an erection try to run up the stairs. Poor thing nearly broke in half.
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Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25,
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The female was on heat, the male was up for it so we put the female upstairs then laughed as we watched a wiener dog with an erection try to run up the stairs. Poor thing nearly broke in half.
Hamsters and SmokeI once owned a hamster who for some reason I thought i would name Bong, one night me and some friends were giving him blowbacks, he ran around for a bit and then starting tunneling in his house, thinking nothing of it we all went to sleep only to find in the morning Bong had tunnelled out of his cage and through two inches of solid wood (The front door) and buggered off entirely, he was never seen since but wherever he is now he probably has a mean case of the munchies (or is just dead and rotting a bit)/
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:39,
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