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(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# *splutter*
the MILF is much better, fred'd have to film.

PS is it me or does eltons hair get more and more ridiculous with time.. who does he think he is kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# He should just get over it
I mean, I've got less hair than the average male of my age, but I'm not ashamed.

*dons hat*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# mr hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# He looks like a joke now,
it's a shame, but if thats what funds his young men, coke and heroin orgy style parties then let it be.

P.S. Not to be dense but whats a MILF?!?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Mom (sic) I'd Like to Fsck
The worrying thing about moving through your twenties is when you realise that there are many, many MILFs in this world.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Thousands of them
many of them younger than us.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Gotcha,
your talkin about the lass that sits next to him... you must be past 25...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# How dare you!
I'm only 23 (going on 40).
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Must say,
I'm 23 and I feel too old to do all the excessive wild stuff. I'm starting to like quiet nights in. Upsetting!?!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'm 27
and I hate noisy pubs where I can't sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I started hating them
when I was about 19.

God, I feel old sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I'm gonna get a flat cap and slippers
and regale stories of poverty and war... them where the days...

I hate getting old.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ok
so what does (sic) mean?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I believe Tommy Cooper would explain it best
"Just like that".
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# He'd
prolly explain it better if he wasn't so dead? i know nothing mester fawlty
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# W00!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# is that
Fread Dineage?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# U know...
He used to live near me. Southampton sides.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent stuffs

woo an yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)