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# Itinerary
MORNING: A ceremonial welcome at the palace followed by a private meeting with Tony Blair.
LUNCHTIME: McDonalds

Lovin' it
(Mushy pea, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
#
i dont get it
(STINK_BOMB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# luckily
it wasn't made purely for your amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# oooh
it works.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# What
does?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# thats a filter
substitution for..

i forget what
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# twatmangle
probably
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# silty chicklen
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# They've banned
silly chicken? It's an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# hmm
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(edit) you unicode trickster
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# sill<b></b>y chicken works
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I like it
you have to make slightly more effort, makes you consdier whether it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# most things i type in
i never post cos i get halfway through and think 'nah'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Not at all
Just put an open & close html tag - eg. bold, somewhere in the word.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# thats the one
ingenious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Is this the Watermelon thing?
???
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# communism.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# hmm
have they done cock off as well?

Cock off
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# hah
Cock off is still there, and is much nastier than silly chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# It's very subtle, I agree
No it isn't, it's bloody obvious, whats not to get?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# my guess is
he doesn't recognise the people in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I have the level descriptors for human cognitive ability somewhere
Shall we test him/her/it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i've already measured his head
he's definitely a cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Yay!
An experimental guinea pig project for the board! Make STINK_BOMB passable as a human being!

/unfluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# look at his close-set eyes
a criminal type if ever i saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# perhaps he is the dastardly cad
the board mods have employed to steal our curse words and replace them with low-cost foreign imports...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# watermelon me
i hope not

edit: oo it works
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# 4 people 5 drinks?
they,re obviously waiting for the queen to come back from the bog... then its off to madame tussards.
(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# george bush no longer eats mcdonalds.
he has cows killed for him, and brought from his ranch.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# and
pretzels
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# and meat of iraqi.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# hungry?
then try the new parliament burger (basically a cheeseburger with thrice as many ghurkins.)
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I like
ghurkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# They are not to everyone's taste.
Most deffy nutella ee.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I love gerkins
especially the big fat ones from the chippy!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# nah
little posh ones are the best
cornichon i think
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# hmmm
testing: New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I really
really like that...their silly little faces seem so happy to have mcdonalds...
(christophaloph, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# George is trying not to look upset
but you can see how happy Tone is after getting the little red racecar in his happy meal!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# hello.
whats all this about?
i dont get it.
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# How can
anyone NOT... get that?
What is not to get?????
(Mushy pea, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# state visit to uk by george bush
you may have heard about it on the telly/radio/newspapers/in the streets/anywhere outside a cave deep in the earth
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# yeah i know
but whats with mcdonalds?
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# satire?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# GW likes a bit of meat inside him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# wot's that under tony's table?

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# There is something missing from the picture
there is ALWAYS some mong like teenager serving at Macdonalds
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# they're not mongs
they're media studies graduates..
(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm not so sure..............
they always seem attached to sweeping brushes or mops.
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I am annoyed
I just accidentially pressed kill download on the last 3% of a 160mb jobbie in limewire.

Bugger.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
#
you can resume it from the library ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)