Dead grandparents
While a student I got an overdraft extension by telling the bank I needed the money to go to New York to attend my grandfather's funeral. The New York bit was true. My grandad was alive and well in Southampton though
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

I live in Southampton,
its a complete hole!
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)

I lived in Southampton
for five years, up until last year.
It's a fucking SHITHOLE.
I hope you're not at the institute.
( Zuowan, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)

It is indeed
tho i'm still Ucas-ed to go there :/, even tho I come from the land of Portsmouth (guessing u heard of the rivalry)
( demondethe, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

Boooooooo
I'm guessing your a freakin V-neck then!

Institute, la la la

etc etc til the cows come home
(yacob, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)