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# I spent a week working at a wildlife sanctuary,
I've been bitten by a lemur as well. The viscious little bastard bit right through my arm, hitting a vein in the process, I was dripping blood into a kettle on the way to the hospital to get my jabs. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)
# In that case...
...remind me not to come back to your place for a brew...ever.

You should know that lemurs are extremely dangerous...it's in the eyes!
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)
# And they smell. Not as much as the little dinky monkeys,
but enough. Cleaning out the cages of the little ones is an exercise in shallow breathing...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Have you ever met a mammal...
that didn't bite you?

Edit: This includes female humans
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)
# There are female humans now?
good lord, when did this happen?
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:25, archived)
# a week last tuesday
so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Great scott
i must go outside immediatly and smoke a fag of contemplation
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
they're hard to come by these days
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Not really
packs of ten and twenty in your local newsagent, tobacconist or offy i beleive
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)