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[challenge entry] Oh go on then...have another one...

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(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Yay!
I've stroked an ocelot! And consequently been bitten by one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Whereas...
I have been to zoos the length and breadth of the British Isles...seen plenty of Ocelot enclosures and yet never seen so much as a glimpse of one of the buggers...it wasn't until I found this pic that I became convinced that they existed at all.
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# They don't
look at it, its clearly fake.

Its just to distract you while the badgers regroup
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# NO!
NOT BADGERS!
They keep getting me to sing it at work
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)
# MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGG SNAKE!

Mmmmmm never gets boring, loopy loopy
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)
# trouble is
everyone singing it at work because they heard it on the cocking scott mills radio show.
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Ah...Radio 1
Their finger is truly on the pulse of teh intrawebernet
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# WHAT?
what was scott cocking mills doing playing badgers? the bastard, he can watermelon right off, he'll be playing patrick moore next
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# well the dumb watermelon
mentioned joels northen kittens, until someone pointed out that joel didn't do the actual song

Edit: he's been playing badgers all week
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Thank christ i don't listen to the radio
the glowing idiot lantern in front of the sofa by the pile of pizza boxes is more than enough for meee, simple pleasures, well and the interweb of course
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I spent a week working at a wildlife sanctuary,
I've been bitten by a lemur as well. The viscious little bastard bit right through my arm, hitting a vein in the process, I was dripping blood into a kettle on the way to the hospital to get my jabs. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)
# In that case...
...remind me not to come back to your place for a brew...ever.

You should know that lemurs are extremely dangerous...it's in the eyes!
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)
# And they smell. Not as much as the little dinky monkeys,
but enough. Cleaning out the cages of the little ones is an exercise in shallow breathing...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Have you ever met a mammal...
that didn't bite you?

Edit: This includes female humans
(Q-Target, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)
# There are female humans now?
good lord, when did this happen?
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:25, archived)
# a week last tuesday
so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Great scott
i must go outside immediatly and smoke a fag of contemplation
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
they're hard to come by these days
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Not really
packs of ten and twenty in your local newsagent, tobacconist or offy i beleive
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i like ocelots
I like ocelots a lot
I like a lot of ocelots
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)
# They're
fabul-ous-a-lot aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# they certainly are
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I've had
him
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# why
is the snow going upwards? :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 9:13, archived)