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# Is there some kind of Cliff / Meat scandal
that I have missed the juicy gossip about?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I hope not
because it wouldnt be as funny then.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Ah so this would be the 'random' humour I've heard so much about
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I actually did meat, sorry, meet Cliff in a lift in Birmingham Shoppiung Centre
20 years ago, going to his book signing at WH Siths. He looked really wrinkly THEN, (his face I mean). I do not mean his meat, and I did NOT see his meat. He did not want to show it to anyone. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)
# A wrinkly Cliff before the botox then -
showing no-one his meat at all, somehow that always struck me as weird, can anybody be that pure thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I also told my wife that 20 years ago ..
and she wouldn't believe me?
All Cliff fans think he is a Peter Pan!
What is that Buttux anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Botox is a form of botulism that is
injected into the muscle. The nerves are attacked by the botox and the muscle is paralysed and the skin goes taught - hence no more wrinkles. Sounds so lovely if it's explained in this way because then people would realise that it's actually a very f**ked up thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)
# and you think that Cliff is not f**** up then!

(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)