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(horsegun, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)
# and here
is why I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# has anybody actually ever seen Cliff's meat?

(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Sue Barker?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher
i think, or the Queen


/treason
(Cockfosters!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I haven't
but I have seen Hank's Marvin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I once..
..nearly touched one of Herman's Hermits.
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
# ewww
on another subject, has anyone been getting emails with subjects like 'hello (email username) here is a quiz', '(email username) why me?' or 'Your IP was logged' with suspicious looking 102K attatchments

hmm no way that this is a virus. No siree. I think I'll just click on the email and see this email that contains a real legitamate quiz.
(1, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# About 10 a day.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# i havn't
and i fdon't get spam at all... which i find strange
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Thats horrendous
but Cliff looks so happy.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Woo!
I'll take three!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Is there some kind of Cliff / Meat scandal
that I have missed the juicy gossip about?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I hope not
because it wouldnt be as funny then.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Ah so this would be the 'random' humour I've heard so much about
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I actually did meat, sorry, meet Cliff in a lift in Birmingham Shoppiung Centre
20 years ago, going to his book signing at WH Siths. He looked really wrinkly THEN, (his face I mean). I do not mean his meat, and I did NOT see his meat. He did not want to show it to anyone. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)
# A wrinkly Cliff before the botox then -
showing no-one his meat at all, somehow that always struck me as weird, can anybody be that pure thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I also told my wife that 20 years ago ..
and she wouldn't believe me?
All Cliff fans think he is a Peter Pan!
What is that Buttux anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Botox is a form of botulism that is
injected into the muscle. The nerves are attacked by the botox and the muscle is paralysed and the skin goes taught - hence no more wrinkles. Sounds so lovely if it's explained in this way because then people would realise that it's actually a very f**ked up thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)
# and you think that Cliff is not f**** up then!

(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Some serious lurkage
Hurrah for Cliff and his butchering ways... Chortlesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Poor old Cliff-
this time of year must be hellish for him...

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEAROAST!!!!!!!!!!

(Tonto Popadopolous, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)