Maurice and Jasper
wish you a Merry Christmas!

Outing the First:
www.b3ta.com/board/2525381

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)

"is your beard made of cream, like ours?"
woo!
( Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)

Bukkake!

(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)

.....
.....jesus....
( Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)

Sorry.
I dont know what came over me.

/coat
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)

You have the whitest teeth i've ever come across.
/jacket
( Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)

You have spunk
up your nose.

/tissues
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)

Bless you..

(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)

No...
cotton wool. Yeah that was probably in my mind... :)
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)

Festive
fluff overload!

Woo!
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)

Fluff is good!
Yum
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)

None of you
tight buggers has an icon.
Do something nice for christmas, donate some money to B3ta.
Its better than getting a blowjob off of an angel.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)

I'm a 'tight bugger'
because i'm 16 and have less than a fiver in my account! :)
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)

Bananaman
is of a similar age (or was at the time) and donated.

NEXT!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)

:(
I also want to know where the donations are going before I give mindlessly.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)

To Pay
for the servers so B3ta can keep going.. if you don't donate B3ta dies.
( Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)

But shirley
that costs less than what Rob and co. receive?
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)

For what?
they don't get money for doing this.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)

we go through
a hell of alot of bandwidth and need pretty powerful servers...

They don't get paid for this they do it for free ya ungrateful bugger
( Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)

Read below.
If you're going to insult me, do it for a reason.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)

He was joking,
it's his way.
If he wasn't he wouldn't have put the YA in, bless him.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)

:) ok
I think I have much to learn about the ways of the b3tan bovine-san.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)

Its probably best
to take most peoples comments with a pinch of salt.

Edit: See below. :)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)

Indeed you do
my child..
;)
( Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)

Oh shut up.
I wouldn'e take b3ta that seriously you know.. many things said in jest (I can read & had seen it before)

ya irrtating little shit ;)
( Darkedge, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)

I doubt they make any sort of money out of it
Baring in mind I haven't paid up yet either, a tenner isn't a lot of money for eight hours a day of distraction from working.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)

Never say those words,
for fear my heart doth collapse.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)

They go to pay
for the server, it t'weren't for that we wouldn't be having this conversation.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)

I'm not ungrateful,
just cautious.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)

I know,
I didn't donate for ages, it all depends on how much you use the board. :)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)

Looks like
Fluffy and Furtive will be sitting down to empty plates again this Christmas day, then.

*sniff*
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)

Waits for comic response to
"... I'm a tight bugger because I'm 16 ..."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*phew*
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)

what?

( new_matt, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)

He wouldn't be interested.
Too old for him*.


*Allegedly
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)

But but
I've no money and and Im so poor and and Ive still got Tiny Tims presents to buy.

Actually, I've been lurking here now for well over a year, I really should cough up.
(Marwood, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)

i'll donate after chrimbo,
i'm skint.
( Laughing Boy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)

but
not as thrilling as getting one off of a hells angel.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)

can we please...
...never use "off of"? It makes no sense...

/pedant
/re-lurks
(Slappaho, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)

Compo it :)
Woo!
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)

love
ly!
(haberman sees the fish below the ice (sometimes), Mon 22 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)