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# It was Just another completely different Day at the Golden Gate Ice Rink, until...

inspiration
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:11, archived)
# I hope
he washes his hands afterwards
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:12, archived)
# ooh
I like his shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Looks like the kind of shirt we used to have to wear in infant school
when we were doing painting or stuff with clay.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# we wore ours back to front
I decorated mine with fabric paints and everyone was dead jealous, and tried to copy me with normal paints. While they were wearing their painting shirts. So the paint seeped through onto their school uniforms...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
That's great. I hope you didn't get blamed.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# nah
lets face it, I didn't tell them to... I was the kind of sensible kid who at that age would think of getting mum to buy me fabric paints to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Ah.
My school were a bunch of total bastards who would have placed the blame squarely on the inspiration and made up some story to tell all the parents about it being your fault for telling them to do it.

/bitter
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Er correct me if im wrong....
but aren't stright jackets sort of just shirts on backwards? nice school..... ;)
(Svella, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# If straitjackets were just backwards shirts,
dangerous loonies would be running around all over the place looking only slightly odd.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# no
straitjackets then have the arms tied up, and a strap which goes underneath the crotch and buckles behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about the crotch strap.
Clearly you know your restraint devices better than I.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# hey kids!
restraints are fun fun FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Yay!
Yay! Yay! Woo! Yay!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# You can actualyl get bondage straitjackets.
They look sweaty. But then I wouldn't be using them on myself.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Perhaps
they could be sold with a small portable fan, or some talc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# or one could stick with the more traditional
handcuffs, silk ties, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Dressing-gown cords
are quite good.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Don't
have a dressing gown though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I do
with a silky cord, oddly enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What's the position on gaffer tape?

Got lots of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# I'm still trying to
find somewhere in the UK that will measure me for an old style canvas one. Purely for escapology performance reasons you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)
# I think
im gonna refrain from saying anything else on this subject
(Svella, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
Took me a while to get that
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# see
through?

scary school...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# XTREEEM FISTING
©
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# what's the domain?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# lemony.co.uk
just waiting for dns servers to notice it then i can actually pu something on it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# ahh, cool
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# and if the Jif Lemon people want to buy it
how much will you charge them? (In lemons)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Jif's gone man...
let it go!
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# but not jif lemons
i would chanrge them a milion of their finest lemons
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# not jiff lemon!
thats still here!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# I forgot the pancakes
on jiff lemon day once.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# woo
animate it
('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# maybe later
I was thinking a nice corkscrew turn down the arm would be rather disgusting.

/perversion
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Ummm
Well at least she looks happy, he on the other hand is just looking....
(Svella, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Shes...
Lovin it.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Pearost opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)