Arf!
B&Q staff are the most useless bunch of fuckwits in existence.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

little chef waitresses?

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

Ticketmaster

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

Dixon's staff

(dognutz, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

I concur

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

I wouldn't shit on a Little Chef.

( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

I would.

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

Once upon a time
I was a little chef. I had to wear brown polyester slacks with a crease sown into them. All I really wanted was a white chef's hat, and a tray of piping hot foody goodness to call my own*.




*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
(Lapin, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)

nope my schools exams officer is
(she's entered me for three exams which i know nothing about and none that i'm actually supposed to be doing)
( lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

you think you've got problems
have you seen the state of the newspapers magazines in this country for cartoonists?*

* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap

ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

of dear... well keep trying
and in the mean time you always have national parks mouse mat designs to fall back on
( lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

if it sold well
I'd negotioate for a percentage. Maybe I'll try and sell my children's book again. Which is really good. AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! the frustration is really getting to me
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

but their head office
are quick to send you gift vouchers if you write to them and tell them that their staff are fuckwits
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

Hmm.
100% of FACT?
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

you've
never been to a Kwik Save then
( Tedmus, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)