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[challenge entry] Please don't kill me:

From the Daily Mail World challenge. See all 212 entries (closed)

(Tonto Popadopolous, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I read that as 'shitwork'
I wish everyone had the right to refuse shitwork.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
Complete with classic spong action
(thediscokingpin, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Nice spong.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe, ive eaten things with a higher IQ than the daily mail's combined readership
things like a cheese sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Best of all the tabloid scum
ho ho ho.. nice one and woo to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)
# eh? my pic?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i was wondering
if there was anyone here who actually regularly reads the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Isn't it's target market
predominantly middle aged women?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Fluffster does.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Perhaps that bloke
who kept banging on about "BBC lied, Kelly died"?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I used to
My mum bought it out of habit as her parents always have. And then the entire house complained it was shite. I resorted to buying my own paper (must have been 14 or 15 at the time) until we managed to retrain her.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# your forgiven
because you didnt read it by choice, and you saw the error of your ways
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# hear
hear
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Phew
I felt so unclean
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)
# So, how much are you going to bill her for the therapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# they have it at the barber I go to
it really is quite as reactionary, cynical, sensationalist and hate-filled as everybody assumes/says. Almost amusing for the first few pages until it sinks in that they're entirely serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Where else could I go
To get my daily digest of race hate, extreme homophobia, paranoid ramblings and 'news' about a princess who's been dead for seven years?
(oiseau, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hee hee
Nice subversion of an existing bandwagon.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)