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[challenge entry] Alright, I admit...


...That it has all the professionalism of a glued together Fiat. So please don't use the really pointy stones, they hurt more...

From the Pointless DVD Extras challenge. See all 383 entries (closed)

(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Woo
Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Was that...
...Sarcasm?

I hope not. That hurts even more than the stones.

*Weeps with remorse as the mob picks up stones*
(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Sarcasm?
Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# *hands cheesecake umbrella*
It won't help, but it will make the stone attack slightly more suprising.
(Clockwork, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Two bags of gravel please...
/deep voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# *looking at crowd*
Are there any women here?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Yes!
No!
(trog, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Are
There any women here??????. Very well by the virtue invested in me. Ow lay off we havent started yet.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hee hee
"Her! Her! Her!"
*Suddenly realise, put on deep voices*

"Him! Him! Him!"
(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# But I only said
'Jehova'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Jehosaphat
/bad spelling
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Hehe
Talking about stoning people, you hear that Aaron Barshack (the guy who gatecrashed Prince Williams 21st birthday) went to Jersulam, and walked through the streets with a cross, wearing only a bowler hat and a pair of boxer shorts. Sticking to the traditional story the locals stoned him. 100% fact. 100% dickhead. He called it comedy and art.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:15, archived)
# I would call it
'being a cunt'

/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# *Comparing two stones*
Eh? Oh, yes. I agree.

Well, this ones pointier...But this ones really sharp on one side...
(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# i've no idea who that guy is
but it sounds suspiciously like something one of my professors would bring up in lecture as a shining example of 'new art'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Sounds
Suspiciously like something I'd shoot on sight...
(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:20, archived)
# What a twunt
Barshack that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# i like the eway that they interviewed his parents
and they said "yeah, we always knew that he was a twat" - but not in those words, obviously. In fact they didn't say that at all, but it would have been nice if they had.
(Clockwork, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)
# ...
That'd be a lovely obituary...
Lets hope the next thing he does to try and get attention DOES actually get him killed so we can get newsreaders calling him a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 19:24, archived)