i want to judge one day
i would do so purely on a hat for hat basis
( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:21, archived)

1. Always hang around on thursday nights
2. Wait for pep or Mike to panic and realise they've not asked anyone to do it
3. Fun
4. Profit
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:23, archived)

it was friday afternoon
when they asked me...
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:24, archived)

Then in your case,
blind panic.

How the fuck did you manage that on dial-up?
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:28, archived)

i basically
only looked at the first few pages of entries.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:30, archived)

The nightshift rarely get a look in
When it comes to competitions...

Booo, down with Dayshift.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:26, archived)

damn our insomniatic tendencies.
(did i just invent a new word there?)
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:28, archived)

i think i must have started the
"and worthy of mention" trend, because nobody had done it before me.
i made the entry with the gourd win, obviously.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:24, archived)

this competition would be especially easy to judge
as stick figure ninja did 75% of the entries
( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:26, archived)

I think it was the album covers one,
where slim went fucking beserk, and did about 100 entries.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 7 May 2004, 1:29, archived)