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# but the hat would be the same age?
no no no, the only way to do it is to make a hat capable of near lightspeed travel


oh thats right, I went there
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# then the mass turns to energy
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# now put that in your hat
and...ummmmm.... wear it!

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# If you
have a hat that travels at near-relativistic speeds, then time for it will appear to speed up. The rest of the universe will age faster than the hat and so you will be in posession of not a future hat, but a past hat. And who wants that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ill have it if its worth loads
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# *head explodes*
damn, no use for a hat now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)