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# LOL!!!!11111
MAKING FUN OF MODERN ART IS ALWAYS FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!1!1
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/sarcasm.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# simmer simmer, gentle folken.
it's point is to be a real life challenge entry.

now everyone make out.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# gah
you americans with your 'making out'

DONT TOUCH ME
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# playing
hard to get?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# you have a nice nose

no, but mummy told me not to play with naughty americans.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# i'm
english
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# ich weiß
i meant the one with the karate chopping ex girlfriend.

You are perfectly acceptable to play with.

/whore
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# [squint]
you've made a grave enemy this day.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# as
long as it's a dead enemy...
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# i fear you
therefore i apologise and am glad you dont know where i live.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# But...
Yer a bloke!! (The big hands are a dead giveaway)
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# no apologies for length
Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she’s rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn’t all that spectacular (why? )
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn’t say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please God no
Don’t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that’s one of those things that make you go: shit!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Unless
Yer into that kind of thing...
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# the Pharcyde?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# No...
Girls with big feet.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# not specifically
no :)
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# i've got a video of my ex girlfriend saying that to me
right after she graduated from high school as i tried to karate chop her.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Did you try to kick her instead?
/extra range
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# no, i gave up

(slave to the fondle)
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# is it possible to
make in?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# shh
people will get ideas
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# yay lets rock
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# i think
the k-foundation did it better than anyone.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)