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(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:54, archived)
# ***FLASHING LIGHTS - ALARM***
Lefty Alert!

/Edit - Don't agree with the politics of it, but woo! all the same :)

//Edit He's not all that dry though: news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3353040
(FortyFour, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft
Best reply ever!
(Clunge_Gunge, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)
# do we really need an alarm
to warn us about flashing lights?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I think epileptics
need flashing lights to warn them of an impending seizure. They always seem to be right...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)
# And flashier = harder seizure.
They're pressure sensitive. I think you're onto something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Bwahahahahahaha
That made me giggle like a loon at a loon party
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# *checks*
Hang on... you are a Loon & this is a Loon Party!!

Hurrah! Carry on, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)
# .
ah come on, you could be adolf hitler and blunkett would be to the right of you somewhere*

*may be an exaggeration for effect
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Hang on a moment
so Stalin and Lenin were kings of civil liberties, were they?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)
# I, concur ...
(FortyFour, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)
# i for one welcome
our undead leaders
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Aargh!
Where's that from? Is it a Baileyism?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# .
simpsons? do we all have to work in their sugar mines?
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)
# yay
satire to hitler to stalin in three posts!
it's like the reader's digest version of an interweb political discussion
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# lenin was quite keen
whatever happened to him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Also
In terms of social and economic policy Hitler was left wing, hence national socialism.
(FortyFour, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# .
i surrender...
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# that is number three
in the "stupidest things people say about hitler" charts
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)
# How so
?
(FortyFour, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:05, archived)
# His economic policy was loosely Keynesian
which, though often mistaken for being left-wing due to the emphasis on state-sponsored public works programmes to help encourage full employment, actually isn't particularly leftish.

Plus the Nazis called themselves "socialist" largely to con poor workers into voting for them, not because they actually were.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:08, archived)
# popular concensus
(there is/was an actual "stupid things people say about hitler" chart in one of the uk.politics.blahblah FAQs)

(edit: and what la singe du nez said)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)
# To be fair though
he did have a lovely 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i feel
there's a decided lack of hitler-esque taches being sported by the fashionable peope of the world...its a craze waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)
# the keyboard player from sparks
www.allsparks.com/home_h.php
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)
# .
well spotted - whilst his position in the realm of "fashionable" may be questionable, kudos to him all the same for his tache-styling!
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)
# he is a fucking
rock and role hero
how could he not be fashionable?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)
# .
"gratuitous sax" and lets say no more about it
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)
# There is an old saying on Usenet
that whoever mentions Hitler first in an argument has lost.

(But certainly, Blunkett is a complete fucking maniac, and woo pic.)
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)
# tsk...
i believe i probably lost as soon as i posted this picture, hitler mentioning aside.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Seeing as Blunkett and Hitler are under discussion in the same thread.

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)
# first they came for the trade unionists
I hate it when this fucking poem gets re-writen
The fact that the author was a jew means that if first they had come for the jews it would read

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was in a concentration camp.

besides first they murdered the spakards
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)
# .
so that would be:

First they murdered the spakards
Then they put me in a camp
The end.

Its almost Haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:22, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)
# very nearly

Now all spackards are dead
I go on a long train ride
don't forget the poofs
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)
# pfft, nice
i for one feel that this thread has taken a cultural turn for the better as it's moved further down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:34, archived)
# I concur
only us peoplke seriously interested in politics are still here
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh, politics.
The NotW says he's been playing away. Woo to the pic.
(Small Beer, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Very good
topical too. WOO
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Is that one of those "wind up the blind man" pranks?
i.e. leave the toilet roll on the edge of the bath where he'll never find it...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)
# nice wroks
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)