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# *cough*
compo it *cough*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 19:57, archived)
# *hands hanky*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 19:59, archived)
# *uses hanky*
aww it's got ickle flowers embroidered on it & smells of lavender

can I keep it?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:01, archived)
# You can
i swear ive wiped nothing else with it...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:03, archived)
# hmmm
can I discern an underlying scent of skeet?

ewwww - take it back - evil boy!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Hey you were part of that skeet!
And you certainly didnt complain at the time!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:06, archived)
# skeeting
without mutual consent of the skeetee is an offence under the skeet abuse law of 1805. Under the statute of that law you must provide me with a considerable pension & the use of a donkey for 10 years
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:09, archived)
# no problem
how much do you want?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:14, archived)
# 10 guineas a month
and a French Poitou please
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:17, archived)
# whoa!
Like I said, I haven't been on for a while and I've just seen what the latest compo is - sheer fluke & rather disturbing coincidence!!! bwah!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:01, archived)
# neow ne neow neow
neow ne neow neow neow ne neow neow neow ne neow neow
oo-eeee!
*imagine flashing lights & swirling mists*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:04, archived)
# *is scared and confused*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:05, archived)
# you
should be my boy
you certainly should be
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:06, archived)
# *sobs* becuse of the scary lady*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:11, archived)
# hee
hee!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:14, archived)