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[challenge entry] smiths I think?

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(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:17, archived)
# is that really your girlfriend?
if not then damn you for lying to me! damn you to hell
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)
# googled for "girl"
With safe search on naturally. First useable one really.
I'm too cool/sad/stubborn/heartless/slapperish for a gf or even a bf
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I decided to trace your steps
But I must have turned safe search off last time I used it.

[rubs eyes]

Egad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Meso Good
Her anme is Lada Limareva (sounds like a dodgy imported russian car to me!)
(SCar, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Ow!
Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)
# hello.
9 days until the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
Shitting it? Organised everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:24, archived)
# all organised.
i'm a calm a a hindu cow.

speech finished (apart from any last minute changes for comedy effect)

My Blood Pressure is normal, heart rate fine, no profuse sweating.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Girlfriend
in

a

comma?

she looks like a riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:19, archived)
# girlfriend in a comma?
jiohhhhh
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:19, archived)
# looks
serious :)
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Oh no!!!
And the smiths am teh best!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Classic
severed head in a number nine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Bindun.

Back in the day... Cheeky RP.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 16:27, archived)