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[challenge entry] Ladies an' Gentlemen, this is c. mathew hanson:

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(1.618..., Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Need I ask..
what the c. stands for? I can already guess the answer
(JamesG, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Do you mean
watermelon?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Why of course
What else would I possibly mean
(JamesG, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Charles,
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:46, archived)
# It's obvious from the right angle
(JamesG, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:56, archived)
# made me laugh :-)
it's like an acorn with go-faster stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 5 Oct 2004, 20:14, archived)
# well done.
draw him sucking off a blind monk and then I might care
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Be
fluffy. Tis only a noob
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:47, archived)
# hmmmm
maybe homoeroticism IS taking over my life.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Sounds
like an idea for a book to me!!

*scribbles furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Men are from m4rs
Homoeroticisists are from b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Heehee, very good :D
I was just thinking of "homoeroticism is taking over my life" - though come to think about it, that sounds more like a Ricky Lake episode title.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:53, archived)
# *puts name down*






*picks up condor egg*
*walks south*
You are at a bridge....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Heehee
What has Name done to be put down?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:55, archived)
# shitting in the breakfast cereal.
i mean it'd be fine if name shat in the alpen, but nooooooo he has to do his business in my frosties.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:56, archived)
# and b3ta
needs an ignore function.
(qdamik, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Ahem.
Please tell me you are taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Nah - there's no point
people are incapable of ignoring on b3ta.

Instead they make a point of telling somebody they they are going to ignore them, therby proving that they are not ignoring them in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 19:55, archived)