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[challenge entry] quick and dirty paintmash


edit: at love's big carpet sale, or course!

From the Misheard Lyrics challenge. See all 686 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)
# what the fuck is that shite?
oops!

*strokes kitten

a nice effort old boy!
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 13:59, archived)
# this is odd
it's kind of what i do
what made you think of it?
(incredible wrongun, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)
# fuck....


why do the special needs posters always talk to me?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)
#
Pudding.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# wtf?


edit/ i do have one special need, beer
(incredible wrongun, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# I have a spoon.
A very large spoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# that's nice ....
I hope you brought enough for everyone
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I could use it to feed my camel that I keep in a hat box called Eric.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)
# You've got a hat box called Eric?
How strange
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)
# eh?
hasn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:23, archived)
# MY spoon!
all MINE!

*trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)
# ok...
but its kind of hard to hold with twisted broken hands..nes pas?

* Betty calls "Basher" the Large Male Nurse over for assistance
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)
#
*hands over spoon*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:14, archived)
# they can smell
their own?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:09, archived)
#
"they can smell
their own?""

you can smell your own what?

its ok... don't answer that one

*shivers
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)
# arf! couldn't agree more!
the song is 'let love speak up itself' by the beautiful south

but my missus always thought it was this...
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I love carpets...
best of all the fabric floor cover type things
(GrrRatty, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# glad you like them,
i am surrounded by the cunting things day in day out


sigh
(incredible wrongun, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)