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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:01, archived)
# cool
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
although I saw a film where a kidnapped schoolgirl had to 'go to the bathroom' but only to escape . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I saw a film where a german lady pissed all over a bloke....
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# That wasn't a film
That was your house!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:06, archived)
# That wasn't a film
that was your house!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# How do you know?
Were you there? That wasn't you in the wipe clean one piece gimp suit was it?

(And why twice?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:06, archived)
# You've replied to the wrong reply.
That was DTH's reply.

Yours is up there. What's up with your eyes? Are they full of German piss?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Eh? I see two of
'That wasn't a film etc'

What has DTH written? It's all a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:12, archived)
# DTH = Super Tim
He said that he saw a film where a schoolgirl went to the bathroom to escape, and I said...

Bugger it! It doesn't matter.

Wipe that piss off your face.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Oh I see what you're getting at.
I was, however, replying to DTH.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Thats right
and I wrote the same answer to both DTH and you.

Got it?

Oh, BTW: You might want to change your shirt as well.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
no, he merely applied the same reply to our different posts . . . and he was quite correct.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Methinks Pissface is confused
no?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:18, archived)
# DAMN IT!!!
Stop confusing me!!!
It's not fair!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:19, archived)
# are you in nominative disguise today?
and why?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# no, I am pretending to be a 10 year old boy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:17, archived)
# The schoolgirl
will still try to escape
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Convinced me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:22, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:22, archived)
# and what?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:39, archived)
# That strikes a chord with me
TJ : EVE'O'NING!
(Azzek!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# speaking of him...
has anyone played the new Goldeneye game? It's fucking shit. You can't trust EA games to make anything right :/ fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# They only called it Golden Eye to cash in on the N64 one
They are totally unrelated games and I just hope people aren't fooled into thinking it was by the same people.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:07, archived)
# they were.
my mate matt said "dude have you got the new goldeneye?" i said "I did..." he said "you /did/?" i said "yeah, I /did/" he says, "well what have you done with it?" to which I replied "Took it back, it's shit." he said "WHAT?!" i said "can't trust EA to make anything right" he said "EA? But it's rareware" i said "urr... no it isn't" and he started an argument with me. Needless to say he went out and bought it, refusing to believe it's not Rare... as such, I'm not sure what he's thinking now....
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:10, archived)
# he's thinking about naked men
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:13, archived)
# that
may be true :|
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:19, archived)
# tell me about it
look what they did to the C&C series
(Azzek!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:07, archived)
# what about
Die Hard? Didn't the limo driver go for a piss in that?

or something...?

Edit: Woo though, how rude of me...
(Can Tab, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:07, archived)
# mystery train..
longest piss on film EVER
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:12, archived)
# except for that one by tom hanks
in the film about women's baseball.

a league of it's own, that piss. if only i could remember the film's name.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:15, archived)