( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:50, archived)

brilliant Sir
w/y/h!
( twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:54, archived)

And now let me explain
why God is dead, children...
( charliedontsurf, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:56, archived)

arf!
noon board!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:57, archived)

Splendid...
They might as well learn sooner rather than later...
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:58, archived)

Wouldn't he cause his own death
revealing to these children that he is actually the product of their desires inflated to metaphysical proportions?

Edit: no, wait. Tyler Durden did that too in Fight Club and continued to exist in that guy's mind. Yay for using movies as science references!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:58, archived)

ahh, he disproved that he pysically existed
but not mentally
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:02, archived)

...
I dont think you can really compare Tyler and Santa.... although their both based on your dad...only in very different ways.
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:06, archived)

Santa's an anthropomorphic personification.
Tyler Durden is an imagenary friend!
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:12, archived)

you
read to much TP
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:18, archived)

There is no such thing.
But yes I read him.
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)

right, his existence was not something the main character could control
that sucks.
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:07, archived)

It's just a split personality, and halucinations from lack of sleep, isn't it?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)

split personality
when Jack (name given to the main character, not necessarily his real name cos he's tyler) is awake, tyler is asleep
when jack is asleep, tyler is awake and doing his thing
that's why he thinks he never sleeps, in reality he's sleepwalking and watching himself live as tyler... if that makes any sense
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)

i've never seen that film
i'm going to watch it tonight
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)

well shit
it's ruined for you now

sorry

see it anyway
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)

i've seen it really ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)

read
the book instead its much better, that and choke by the same author
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:19, archived)

the hallucinations would be him watching Tyler
the main character has another name though, I forget it.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)

well actually Edward Norton's character's name is Tyler Durden.
because he is tyler. notice that before he learns this, you never hear his name spoken at all

read the book too, it's really good.

sometimes norton's character is called "jack" merely for identification purposes.
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)

He doesn't
but he's often referred to as Jack, as in:
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"
( friendlyfire, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)

what about when he's in the testicular cancer club
doesn't he have a name tag?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)

they're all fake names
he has a different name for every club
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)

dammit

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:23, archived)

jack
is meant to be a generic name so he personlises the whole story line, also their just fucking stupid bits froma national geographic mag he found in tyler's (his) rented house. (I think it was national geographic i havent read it for a while)
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrreat!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:01, archived)

next
"what is metaphysics?" by martin heidegger

the kids'll love it
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:04, archived)

wow...
..b3ta's gone all high brow...
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)

you wait
someone will change the cover to something crass and we'll soon be on a bandwagon back to normality
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:09, archived)

well...
(you will laugh when it happens though)
(Orion101, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:10, archived)

ah, but it won't happen now
to suggest that an image is the start of a bandwagon more or less rules out the possibility of that bandwagon happening

except now I've said a bandwagon *won't* happen, which means...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:18, archived)

*impregnates women in order to produce Monkey Beer dependent babies*

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)

Does it contain Monkey Beer Junior?
That clean, crisp alcohol-free taste that lets the under-18s discover the beer the whole world is talking about.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)

couldn't resist ;)

( Mushroom, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)

1) beat you to it
2) Nietzsche is to nilhism as GoldenFanjita is to crudely drawn cocks. 110% fact.
( Mushroom, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)

HAHHAHAHAAHA

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)

seems like the right time for a nob gag
if you ask me.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:10, archived)

aha
another person that spells nob without a k!
*shakes hand*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha
perfect ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:04, archived)