The venom in me is strong

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:29, archived)

Very Viz.
Very woo.

(And just to think, you're going to spend the next twenty years arresting those little watermeloners.)
(The Togaboy Hmmm., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)

It'll be a watermeloning pleasure
Have already done 4 years as a Special Constable so it'll be nice to finally get paid for it.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)

OHHHHHHH
My God I laughed so hard at this!!!
Yay!
( SauronWibble Now 5.5! I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:31, archived)

Magic.

( Bohica Jambon, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:31, archived)

hehehehehe

... although it`s watermeloning depressing signing on
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)

I used to work at The Benefits Agency
and interview shites like this day in day out.

I was constantly fighting with the workshy bastards. Like, physically.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:36, archived)

well the benefits agency woman shouted at me for turning up early to sign on
they also told me "yes, you`re entitled to jobseeker`s allowance" then "no you`re not, live off your girlfriend" and then "oh we`re cutting off your benefit" (which I wasn`t even receiving

all in the space of 2 weeks; the only 2 weeks I`ve been out of work

muppets

:-p
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)

The BA are a bunch of grumpys
Underpaid, overworked and have to deal with scumbags everyday.

Excluding your goodself obviously.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:40, archived)

oh I`m a scumbag.. I just prefer to earn my money :D

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:43, archived)

Good for you!
*thumbs up*
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:47, archived)

watermeloning scroungers
anyone got any biscuits?
WOO!
( twig, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)

I have.
I'll post one to you. It'll be there in a week or so.
(The Togaboy Hmmm., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:34, archived)

Sorry
...just chocolate M&Ms and some Nik-Naks.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)

sends twig a biccky
by magic express
bisciut made from potato flour, now lets see whether the king truley loves his people
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)

I am a tyrant King
*eats biscuit*
( twig, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:44, archived)