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[challenge entry] Ohhh teh hummus


The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Now I'm hungry!
that's a fine looking sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)
# That is a very nice sandwich
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)
# woo, that is a good sandwich
btw, someone just asked me "Is Birmingham in Portugal"
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)
# ....
*blink blink*
It's obviously in Australia, honestly, some people just don't know geography.
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# what a lovely looking sanger
*pretends the sandwich uses quorn fake ham*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Quorn???!?
Are you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)
# no, just a vegetarian for about 15 years
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Only joshing old boy!
Woo to your animal lovin ass
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Perhaps
he hates plants?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)
# yeah,
who actually eats that rank meat substitute
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# people who don`t agree with animal slaughter?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# what about vegetable slaughter?
ever thought of the poor young lettuces?
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Vegetables!
They are alive too, y'know! Just because they don't walk around and make sounds does that make it ok to eat them too!?
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Yes, i am now a meatatarian
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)
# is that like a carnivore?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)
# yes, but you'd rather be known as a vegetarian,
and not a herbivore surely?
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)
# doesn`t bother me either way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# furry muff
(Biggsy, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# yes
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Don't eat anything with a shadow!!
Hehe.
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)
# *noshes on bowl of glass chips and water.*
Bloody porridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# like Cliff Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Quorn is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Created by a holding of the GM and pharmaceutical AstraZeneca; made out of a slime-mould that is grown in large aluminium vats on an industrial estate; most product lines contain albumen from battery-farmed hens; and banned from sale for food safety reasons in most countries (including the USA) except the UK.

TRUE FACTS!
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)
# I hope you`re shitting me :\

edit: BALLS
looks like I`ll have to re-evaluate my diet again
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# No No No No No!
Unfortunately it is all true.

The Quorn marketers used to try and con people that the stuff was made from mushrooms, until the ASA ruled that most people would assume they meant the white field mushrooms rather than slime mould which was first discovered in a soil sample.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:37, archived)
# some interesting stuff on googly
ta for that.. always nice to have a light shone on stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:39, archived)
# No problem
(Ah, there's nothing like the interweb for educating the masses and empowering them to stick one up the evil corporations)
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)