b3tans suck



Sorry if its too large but I can't resize it or change the quality in elements without arseing up the timing of the frames.
( Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)

Oi!
It's a geeky _big_ website. Tsh!
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)

You don't have to read the site, pin-head.

( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)

love how you come on
to tell us we personally suck,
and then apologise for the size of your image.
Especially when 'woo' and 'yay' weren't invented by b3ta.
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)

still
B3ta did invent the wonderful combination of the two to specifically refer to an amusing or artfully done image/picture, as well as the suffix 'houpla' for additional congratulations.
(Hazhar, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)

true
but its annoying when someone goes 'I just heard someone in the supermarket say 'woo!' - he must have been a b3tan'. They could just have been a little bit poofty...
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)

Woo
is a word I use a lot (since before B3ta).

/little bit poofty
( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)

*flounces*

( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)

*minces*

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)

The origin of woo
12 years ago Rob and Joel used to be flatmates. They also lived with a Polish Scouser called H ugo Grek who would spend a lot of his time jumping up and down and shouting "woo" - this is the origin of woo.

100% OF FACT
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)

... only in the context of jumping up and down
I reckon "woo" is even older than Rob`s 45 years on this earth
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)

that'll be why its appeared on b3ta ever since
but its proof it didn't start here!
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)

Yes
that's all true. though the memetic spread of woo only really happened on b3ta. prior to that, it was the preserve of a small group of cogniscenti
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)

can you animate in Elements?
*considers going completely legit*

edit: it`s getting very slow.. has everybody watermeloned off to the pub? :(
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)

Legit?
Is that the same as BitTorrent?
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)

opposites
attract...
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)

well I can run Elements under Linux (through the magic of Wine *hic*)
so I could dump Windows completely

oh... bugger... apart from Flash
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)

BitTorrent is completely legit
what you distribute on it is a whole different matter ;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)

Like...
...Distributing massive hi-res images of my arse with the file name kais_powertools.exe?
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)

HAHAHAHA
I double dare you!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)

no need :)
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)

Hahahaha!
That's hilarious!
( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)

It's blimming annoying
I was eMule'ing some MAME updates earlier this week, and the .rar wouldn't unpack. Turned out some twink had renamed a soft-core porn movie to "MAME 0.81 update from 0.80.rar". Bah.

I wouldn't have minded, but 700meg of soft core porn? What's the point?
( Fronds, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)

"...700meg of soft core porn? What's the point?"
If you really want an answer we'll be here 'til the New Year.
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)

i assume its the 'softcore' that he has a problem with

(Hazhar, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)

Hey. Any port in a storm.

( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)

Any porn in a storm, Shirley?

( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:00, archived)

You be on fire girlfriend!

( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)

perv

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)

*bounces in chair*

( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:05, archived)

.. you could have a wank?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)

Agreed.
but it reminds me of Madonna's "What the fuck do you think you're doing" MP3s that she released on Napster back in the day...
( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)

... and we all shat ourselves

- best thing she`s ever done ;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)

I don't mind her
she's a hell of a smart lady.
( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)

well she can take her smelly smartness and watermelon off :)

never liked her... or that big gap between her teeth.. or her music

em.. I don`t like her very much :)
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:12, archived)

It's too large
your apologies mean nothing,
go back and start again
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)

Didn't really mean to offend
;/ you dont suck i love the site i was just venting anger. Yeah you can animate in elements but its bloody difficult and all the frames must be of the same length. Will try to find a way to resize, and I never said you invented wooyay. And there not my nails, twas a google image search
( Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)

It's quite easy in Gimp.
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( Bohica Jambon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)

how come you`re angry?

*pulls out couch.... finds £1 coin... watermelons off down the local Wetherspoon`s for a cheap pint*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)

because i suffer from
evilstepdadcuntsyndrome
( Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)

how
do you animate in elements?!
(sikko666-unfluffy, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)

you can
use each layer as a frame, name them something like frame one frame two etc, then go to save for web, gif, animation, then the timeing is at the bottom. I'm running a mac, though I don't suppose its any different. iDraw is a good little gif animaiton program for anyone else using a mac.
( Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)

ooh must be like ImageReady then
cool ... must dig out my Elements CD
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)

Woah
Chill man

was only yanking your chain
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)

what?
someone please explain what's going on
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)

a naughty wee windy-uppy post
:D
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)

Newbie...
....stirring up trouble. Possibly. Or just being ironic.

Either way, I'm jacking for a pearoast:


( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)

Ha ha ha
that's great.
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)

Hahaha!

( Syncubus white-trash superhero [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)

you have a girl's finger nails

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)

b3tans can be kind of mean
but still, lots are decent enough! after all, we dont have to come here! woo to the above average (but by no means record breaking) lurkage too!
(Drunkendragon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)