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edit/slightly modified pearoast for the occasion

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)
# despite all other arrangements
he appears to have forgotten to bring his penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Nope
He Is
"Needle Dick The Bug F*cker"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:09, archived)
# how
strange and somewhat personal. i don't think that card would appeal to many people as the incident involved is somewhat rare.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:03, archived)
# It's you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:05, archived)
# ...
shut up shut up shut up.. good. no-one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:07, archived)
# you wanna know the whole story???
he got shitfaced...then collapsed in the early morning to suddenly wake up an hour later...he stood up for a short moment trying to get his dick out in order to wee...fell on his knees, soaking his t-shirt and pants, and fell asleep again in that position. (in front of many early beachgoers...families and kids)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:17, archived)