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[challenge entry] once womens power tools were invented men could be finally evolved out of the human race

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(notsurehowfunnythisis, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# not so fast
have you seen how we use them?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Ohhhhhh! Yes!
*searches Google images*

Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# you google for men playing with power tools
you are teh gay
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# *Slap!
Mistress Pot is no man!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Anymore........
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Oi, you!
That dusting isn't going to do itself!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I know
*picks up feather duster and heads for the kitchen*

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# That's
more like it, and don't forget I don't like pickle in my cheese sandwiches.

*pats FPs bottom in a very patronising way*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# nonsense
i'm great with power tools

although crap at the traditionally girl things - cooking, shopping, make up, and watching soaps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I'm only good for cleaning
and making cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# i made some
green mince pies, does that count?

i'm sure i missed the special 'girl lessons' at school

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# How on earth did you manage to make them green?
Or was it deliberate?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# using special herbs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# ah, herbal mince pies.
erm... hmmmmmmmm.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# blue food colouring
i wanted them blue, but couldn't even do that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# it's amazing how men's cookery skills improve
when there's green stuff to cook with.

My mates make what they call "Gina balls" with mince, onions and green stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# but i'm
a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I cook very well, thank you.
except I can't make a proper holandaise. It always tastes nasty - then again, it may be right, since I don't like holandaise.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Power tools for women!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# *Puts on dress

*drills hole in Vuvu's skull

*inserts rawlplug

*screws brain (self-tapping)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Wow,
my headache's gone!

Cheers, mysterious medieval doctor lady :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Have a magic pie for being the only B3tan who can
spell medievil.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Oo,
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# HE can't.
It's Mediaeval.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Either/or,
I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# .
Medieval is the Americanisation of the word, cos they r teh fick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Hmmmmm,
I'll have to take your word for that...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# no, that's mediaeval that you've spelt . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I bet you're one of them..
..wot spells Primaeval "primeval" too innit.


Now go and stand in the corner.*

*Sorry, I'm having a "being a cunt" day.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# why would you be using a self tapper with a raw plug
it doesn't make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# because
I'm a lay-dee, I do lay-dees things . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Wonderful as you are
you would make make a frighteningly ugly woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I disagree . . .
Check out the tooth fairy pic in my profile . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Everyone can be lovely in caricature.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# STOP!
or I'll kill myself and then haunt you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# You already do, dear.
in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)
# you should have use a 1.5 inch glavinised masonary screw with a counter sunk head.
and you should have freshly sanded his scalp down as well.

bloody cowboy trapanners.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *looks up trapanner

Coo! It's a bit dark . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# sorry my mistake
should have been 'trepanning'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# *1
*see "His Dark Materials" series.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
They'll be wanting cars next
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# And
a probably a vote. Hahahahahahaha, that's just silly!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Equal rights
and
Equal pay as well no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Hohoho,
you're in the realm of fantasy now ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know

I reckon that sometime in the very far off future they'll want men to help with household chores and looking after any offspring
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Right,
that's enough! If you don't stop with all this silliness, the men in white coats will come and get you! You're scaring the children, for goodness sake!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# and the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Indeed?
And who will throw balls in the correct manner?
(Mazrim, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# it was women who invented
overarm bowling

(big dresses got in the way for underarm)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Every day
...is a school day!
(Mazrim, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# glad to
help
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# hohohoho
but who drinks, it saddens me to think of all that clean crisp Monkey Beer going to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)