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[challenge entry] It has been brought to my attention that Mort has only appeared once in this competition
This post is an attempt to address that problem.

Some might argue that it's not natural rejection because a machine is doing the rejecting. What you can't see is that the 'Fault' sign is activated by a wild monkey pressing a button.



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From the Natural Rejection challenge. See all 458 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Yay!
Huzzah!

I want a Mort cloning machine!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Hmmm...
the faulty one looks bite-sized.

Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# how much for a mort?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# YES!
wonderful. I hope next week's compo is Mort Friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Now you're getting into the right mindset...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# what's the best way to go about doing this then?
any useful advice. Just count things up on Thursday, put them in excel, graph them, add images and release into the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Important bit of advice... DON'T wait until thursday!
You'll be there all day. About 80% of entries come in between Friday and Sunday, so do the donkey work of counting on Monday, then most of the hard work is out of the way.

I usually just Plot the graph in Excel, do a screen shot, past into Gimp, and tart it up with added kittens, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# phew - see I was setting myself up for a fall there
thanks for the advice. Monday is now sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Depending of course on the number of entries...
If it's one with only a couple of hundred entries, it's a doddle. However, chances are it could be another "Add one word to a movie title"-debacle!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# that would be hell... I'll try and do ya proud.
I'm not worried.


*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# I can't imagine a competition that isn't Mort friendly,
unless it was 'make something that's actually amusing'.

just kidding, i like the pink loon really
(checkers, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# excuse me mate - you can't wear trainers in here
just pop out the back with Tyson and Adam here and they'll beat the living day lights out of you for saying things like that help you find some shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# You're just jealous
that you didn't create a badly-drawn one-man bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# that is loved dearly
by almost everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Woo and Yay Mr Squid!
You have done us proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I definitely want one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)