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[challenge entry] Some marketing directed at the old folks


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(Killslay, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:31, archived)
# hahahah
not suitable for vegetarian laydeez
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:32, archived)
#
1.
Kristen Riggs is within 20 miles from your
location. She is married, but her husband is away
almost every weekend and some weeknights.

2.
Rachel Nichols is within 17 miles from your
location. She is married but looking for another
relationship while her husband is on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:35, archived)
# 2 interesting facts there
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:36, archived)
# but how fast is the train going
and is that bathtub full yet, those sixteen blokes with twelve buckets have been filling it for four hours
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:44, archived)
# oooh
I likes the sound of them.

*shouts Rachel's name in a 17 mile radius*
(turkeywelder, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Try this instead!
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:51, archived)
# WTFAYBOA now?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 20:03, archived)
# mmmmm
tasty
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:32, archived)
# hehe
for lemon parties
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:33, archived)
# *bleaches mind*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:33, archived)
# you may have the honour of being replied to with my 2000th post
i post WAY too much on here. Must get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:34, archived)
# some time this week,
I will post my 20000th

that's too much time on here :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
you've been registered for a long time though, unlike me.
I hope I'm around for it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:36, archived)
# it took me ages to get to 5000
then I had three weeks off work with a bad back and stayed on b3ta 24/7

I was on 13000 by the time I went back to work
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:38, archived)
# *injures back*

hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:42, archived)
# christ did you even go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:42, archived)
# for a few hours at a time
it was hurting too nuch
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:58, archived)
# hehehe
with Minestrone KY
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 19:36, archived)
# !
you've put me off for life :-) :-)
(The Squid, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 0:15, archived)