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(irishmark, Wed 2 Mar 2005, 0:58, archived)

Or dental care

( DogHorse unleashed in your herb garden, Wed 2 Mar 2005, 0:59, archived)

Or any medical advice
*scratches nasty rash*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Wed 2 Mar 2005, 1:03, archived)

Uncle Bob is a geeza.
He helped me play a fruity once by standing next to me as i put money in and pressing random buttons.
(Robot. <Insert Witty Statement Here>, Wed 2 Mar 2005, 1:04, archived)