Mort! Stop pulling the legs off Beatles!


Turning Turtles upside down
Dropping litter on the Streets
Being cruel to Animals
Pulling Faces
Feeding the Byrds
Obstructing the Doors

From the anti social suppression challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

bad Mort!
*smacks*


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

what's that? legs off beatles? My Mort? Oh no sir, you must be mistaken
good day to you sir
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:58, archived)

must be
Morts evil twin, "Bert" ?


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:00, archived)

"What's got three legs and lives on a farm?"





"The McCartneys"
( PMGT Bosh, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

Is Mort going to
Knock over the Dominos next?

Or spit out the Pips?

Take a mouthfull of Hot Chocolate?
( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

leave toast crumbs in The Jam
or pull Wings off daddy-long-legses
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

or take a
piss in the (Billy) Ocean?

*leaves*


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

Advertise the Specials?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

Throw some Darts?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

Stamp on some Ants?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

Dispense the Cure?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)

Utter 'Madness'?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)

hahaha
that's my favourite
( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

Redeem The Damned?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

Shed light upon The Darkness?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Chop the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Sew on some Black Lace?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

Worship the Madonna?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

Punish Bad Manners?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)

Clip Wings?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:16, archived)

I could go on all day
but I can't be arsed.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

you've thought about this a lot
play with the Vibrators
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

leave the gates open
on The Farm
NEVER do this you'll get into lots of trouble
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

drop litter in
The Beautiful South
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Mort! don't trust
The Charlatans!
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

I give up
I can't compete with that /\
( twig has new glasses, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

Eat Jimmy's World?
/ shoehorns in reference to his favourite band
( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

on an
Alien Ant Farm?


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

or wash his hair with some Shampoo
or sprinkle Salt & Pepper on his dinner?

( rebmcr formerly Lord of Teh 9, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

Ah push it.
Push it real good.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

Clive!

( Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

Pardon?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:22, archived)

It's the lyrics.
Ahhh push it good puh-push it real good
CLIVE!

Listen to it again.
( Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:29, archived)

argh
zillions of dead photobucket links in a row...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

the link lives!

( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

I wish it did
[weeps]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:21, archived)

You are such a loon
for an ostrich!
W/Y/H to the series!
(RedHouse, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)