Mort! Stop pulling the legs off Beatles!


Turning Turtles upside down
Dropping litter on the Streets
Being cruel to Animals
Pulling Faces
Feeding the Byrds
Obstructing the Doors
( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

bad Mort!
*smacks*


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

what's that? legs off beatles? My Mort? Oh no sir, you must be mistaken
good day to you sir
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:58, archived)

must be
Morts evil twin, "Bert" ?


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:00, archived)

"What's got three legs and lives on a farm?"





"The McCartneys"
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

Is Mort going to
Knock over the Dominos next?

Or spit out the Pips?

Take a mouthfull of Hot Chocolate?
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

leave toast crumbs in The Jam
or pull Wings off daddy-long-legses
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

or take a
piss in the (Billy) Ocean?

*leaves*


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

Advertise the Specials?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

Throw some Darts?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

Stamp on some Ants?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

Dispense the Cure?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)

Utter 'Madness'?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)

hahaha
that's my favourite
( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

Redeem The Damned?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

Shed light upon The Darkness?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Chop the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Sew on some Black Lace?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

Worship the Madonna?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

Punish Bad Manners?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)

Clip Wings?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:16, archived)

I could go on all day
but I can't be arsed.
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

you've thought about this a lot
play with the Vibrators
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

leave the gates open
on The Farm
NEVER do this you'll get into lots of trouble
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

drop litter in
The Beautiful South
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

Mort! don't trust
The Charlatans!
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

I give up
I can't compete with that /\
( twig, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

Eat Jimmy's World?
/ shoehorns in reference to his favourite band
( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

on an
Alien Ant Farm?


( fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

or wash his hair with some Shampoo
or sprinkle Salt & Pepper on his dinner?

( Lord of Teh 9 I accidentally a fleshlight! THE WHOLE THING!, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

Ah push it.
Push it real good.
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

Clive!

( Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

Pardon?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:22, archived)

It's the lyrics.
Ahhh push it good puh-push it real good
CLIVE!

Listen to it again.
( Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:29, archived)

argh
zillions of dead photobucket links in a row...
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

the link lives!

( giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

I wish it did
[weeps]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:21, archived)

You are such a loon
for an ostrich!
W/Y/H to the series!
(RedHouse, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)