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# Is Mort going to
Knock over the Dominos next?

Or spit out the Pips?

Take a mouthfull of Hot Chocolate?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)
# leave toast crumbs in The Jam
or pull Wings off daddy-long-legses
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)
# or take a
piss in the (Billy) Ocean?

*leaves*

(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Advertise the Specials?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Throw some Darts?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Stamp on some Ants?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Dispense the Cure?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Utter 'Madness'?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's my favourite
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Redeem The Damned?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Shed light upon The Darkness?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Chop the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Sew on some Black Lace?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Worship the Madonna?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Punish Bad Manners?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Clip Wings?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:16, archived)
# I could go on all day
but I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)
# you've thought about this a lot
play with the Vibrators
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# leave the gates open
on The Farm
NEVER do this you'll get into lots of trouble
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)
# drop litter in
The Beautiful South
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Mort! don't trust
The Charlatans!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# I give up
I can't compete with that /\
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Eat Jimmy's World?
/ shoehorns in reference to his favourite band
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)
# on an
Alien Ant Farm?

(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# or wash his hair with some Shampoo
or sprinkle Salt & Pepper on his dinner?
Get off my hat!!!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Ah push it.
Push it real good.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Clive!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:22, archived)
# It's the lyrics.
Ahhh push it good puh-push it real good
CLIVE!

Listen to it again.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:29, archived)