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# who will it be?

hull
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 12:54, archived)
# I want it to be
this little alien i found under a rock
(Azzek!, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Quanzo?
That little slut said I was the only human that knew him!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:00, archived)
# *texts "Annie Lennox"*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Bastard!
Now I have the chorus of "must be talking to an angel" stuck in my head.

Last time it was in there it took months to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Could be worse...
consider bubblegum pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)
# it's usually
the one with the hugest norks
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:03, archived)
# .....but they're all old blokes.
What the Catholic Church needs is a fit, young woman as it's figurehead. That'll pull the punters in!
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:05, archived)
# business plan:
1. elect norkalicious young pope
2. lead catholic blokes into lustful thoughts about new pope
3. charge for confession and absolution
4. profit

sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)
# It's crazy but it might just work....



saying this seems to assure success in films
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I want
Desmond Tutu!

dancing and singing in the Vatican
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)
# no, vote for the blaxploitation pope*


(*may be an old Lenny Henry joke)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)
# She has very thick arms
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with
a bit of beef on the bone.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 3 Apr 2005, 21:32, archived)
# yay

that took far too long for something so crap

/edit specially now i remember that tutu is an archbishop not a cardinal. double-crap.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)
# You are just pure
crap.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 3 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)
# AICMTAD
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 3 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Magnificent.
A-woo-to-you
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Nobody else has picked up on...
Claudio Hummes? Hummus? I think he's predestined to win really, with a name that close to Hummus.

Only if his name was Claudio TheFear, or Claudio Nohands, or Claudio Furtive, could he be any more likely to win.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# I reckon
Claudio Goatse would beat them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Badum
and indeed, tish.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Seeing the pope...
...lying in state gave me the f*cking horn.

(c) Derek and Clive.


wyh to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 13:02, archived)