They ate 50 eggs in the film
It's supposed to be impossible
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

but I've ate loads more than 50 eggs!

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:30, archived)

Yes, but not in a film.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)

no, not in a film
in a lifetime
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)

In one sitting?

( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)

Don't be awkward

( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)

I'm never ockard
just, erm, something else which escapes me at the moment
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)

In a lifetime but not all at once
it is physically improbable because your stomach would rupture unless they were very small eggs. Even if it was possible you would make yourself extremely ill.
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)

Solution if ever challenged:
caviar.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

this.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 9 May 2005, 19:33, archived)

I think a couple of spoons of caviar would probably do it.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

Mindpiss!

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:35, archived)

Damn my fat fingers.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)

^SNAP^

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)

what about if they were scrambled?

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:38, archived)

and on oatcakes?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)

Even scambled eggs
have you tried getting baked-on scrambled egg off a pan it seems to have waterproof properties, imagine that sat in your stomach your digestive juices would hit a high level of acidity and you would have the most terrible heartburn/indigestion you could imagine.
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:43, archived)

doubt I`d notice
my stomach is pee-hucked as it is :)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:53, archived)

they tried it on some science programme.
i think they mushed them all down.
i can't remember if they managed it.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 10 May 2005, 13:04, archived)