This Just In....
US Secretary of State
Conaleeza Rice stated
that the United States

would "take no more
jibber-jabber from the
rest o' you fool nations."
(NetWeasel, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:36, archived)

hehe
she's a mean lookin mutha

edit: fp'ed quick! well done, sir!
(sunny chiba, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:36, archived)

don't mess with 'er
she can throw you hullva far!

but she needs to be knocked out before you can get her onto a plane.
(Azzek!, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:37, archived)

i'm scared purely on the basis that i have no idea
what "throw you hullva far" means!?

i take it's some kind of koran flushing tourture device
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:40, archived)

FP!!!
It took me almost 2 years,
but I got another one.
I Woo/Yay myself.
(NetWeasel, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:44, archived)

I made something a little like your other one :)
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bidetjackson.html
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:46, archived)

Arf!
Woo for bathroom hilarities!
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:51, archived)

heheh

( techierob, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:55, archived)

Somehow
She's looking more feminine than normal!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 May 2005, 11:37, archived)

Here's another I did awhile back...

(NetWeasel, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:40, archived)

She works for the tradeswomens rag rights comittee?
eugh... terror
(Azzek!, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:42, archived)

farq!
I *kne* i'd seen her somewhere before.
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:38, archived)

woo
she aint getting on no plane to see no liberal european states foo.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:38, archived)

YIKES!
give her some drugged milk...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:38, archived)

hahahaha
I`ve never seen her look so good
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:39, archived)

Ain't naming no oil tanker
after me, foo'.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:39, archived)

i thought "rice" was white?

( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:40, archived)

you obviously don`t eat a lot of rice :)

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:42, archived)

Eurgh
who'd want to?
(Sticky Label, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:47, archived)

it`s brilliant stuff
you can make all sorts with it

.. like rice`n`pea :)
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:51, archived)

hoorah for CR !

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:43, archived)

Hailing frequencies open, captain
Incoming Woos
(NetWeasel, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:46, archived)

Pfft!
Pity the fool etc etc
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:52, archived)

That's a brilliant job
O
(Interwizard2001, Sat 28 May 2005, 3:09, archived)

was a picture very much like this
not FPed liek 6 months ago?

or is my head more fucked than i thought?
( SteelPriest, Tue 31 May 2005, 20:53, archived)