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[challenge entry] Wow! All the kids want one!

Everyone wishes they could be like Dick Beattie!
Now they can! With the Tony the Tiger Dick Beattie Kit! Free with Frosties!

From the New Toys in Breakfast Cereals challenge. See all 444 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Heheheh.
The image of hordes of little brats running around in beattie kits fills me with glee.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Me too, I'd love to see that.
"Look at me mummy! I'm Dick Beattie! I'm Dick Beattie!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# That would be absolutely superb.
*phones Kelloggs with a suggestion*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I just might do that,
I could market it as a "fun party pack" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I hope the reall Dick Beattie gets a cut
He wasnt bluffing on that site he made
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# I would donate all money to the Ashendon on Bocks Community
they could spend it on Yellow paper crown, pinchy plastic moustaches and red paper napkins (for tucking in to ones shirt/blouse)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Lets all dress up in dick beattie kits
make a free site with all the photos and submit it to the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Yes, I'm up for that
I already have the yellow paper hat, I can get a red napkin from my local pub and the joke shop up in Inverness sells those pinchy plastic moustaches for 50p each, grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I will keep I look out
Would it count if you just used a page from the Yellow pages for the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I suppose so, just so long as it's yellow
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Ok and I have some red napkins somewhere
Now just for the plastic tash...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Plastic moustaches are usually available from local joke shops
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# thats superduper
*pictures self as a young dick beattie wanabe*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Do it!
I can't wait to see Beattie kits in the shops...
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha
top work dukie!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# I've been planning on making that all day and forgot, I saw your Babs which reminded me
so did this before someone else did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Y'know, we havent had a Beattie fest for a while now
*puts on yellow hat and red napkin and fires up tattyshop*...

woo, by the way, Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I know, Doctor
there simply hasn't been enough, the last phase was during Christmas when all you could see here was Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Righty ho then Doctor, I nominate that tonight, from 7pm onwards (after the present Mrs, Architect has made me some fine edible comestibles!)
that its Dick Beattie night!

I need a seconder for the motion!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# seconded
what am I doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:47, archived)
# I third that motion
but I'll be going to the pube after I've finished the bottle of birch sap wine which my dad gave me last night. That'll be about 9 ish, it's ferckin' strong stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# but good?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)