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That would be absolutely superb.

*phones Kelloggs with a suggestion*

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:29, archived)

I just might do that,

I could market it as a "fun party pack" or something.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)

I hope the reall Dick Beattie gets a cut

He wasnt bluffing on that site he made

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spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)

I would donate all money to the Ashendon on Bocks Community

they could spend it on Yellow paper crown, pinchy plastic moustaches and red paper napkins (for tucking in to ones shirt/blouse)

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)

Lets all dress up in dick beattie kits

make a free site with all the photos and submit it to the newsletter.

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spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)

Yes, I'm up for that

I already have the yellow paper hat, I can get a red napkin from my local pub and the joke shop up in Inverness sells those pinchy plastic moustaches for 50p each, grand.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)

I will keep I look out

Would it count if you just used a page from the Yellow pages for the hat?

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spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)

I suppose so, just so long as it's yellow

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)

Ok and I have some red napkins somewhere

Now just for the plastic tash...

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spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)

Plastic moustaches are usually available from local joke shops

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)

thats superduper

*pictures self as a young dick beattie wanabe*

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spaceage, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)

Do it!

I can't wait to see Beattie kits in the shops...

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 18:33, archived)