Oh boy...

First post... Don't hurt me. Cue sheepish grinning.
(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:29, archived)

eww
_{This is very small.}
(Sticky Label, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:30, archived)

that is far superior to most first posts sir
Woo and yay sir.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)

hahahahahahahaa!
woo!
( Mousing, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:32, archived)

Huzzah, very good first post sir.
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and such.
(Andy-, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:32, archived)

Yay for kittens...
Thanks.
(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)

hahaha
brilliant first post. Pull up a cat turd, chip a shop
( mugatu, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:33, archived)

haha
Woo Yay!
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)

Lovely start.
Ahhh, the faint whiff of ammonia...
( Tart Monkey, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)

That, sir, has a high woo/yay content.
I want a cat turd now.
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)

yum.
how lovely.

welcome. pull up a chair. kettles on.
( mrRush, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)

Hehe...
Awesome first post.

Signed, someone from somewhere else. (Guess who I am?)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 16:57, archived)