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# hello b3ta
tuesday was my 20th birthday this week, and as a result i was lucky enough to get my hands on an Early Learning Centre 'M1SS B HAV1N' car and a free set of balls. Consequently I immediately set it up in my lounge:

However, a few moments ago I was told by my housemate to 'get that piece of s**t out of there' and as a result, I present my new bed:

you can visit my website if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# that is
parping woo
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Your
housemate evidently has no appreciation for the finer things in life. Throw the balls at him/her.
(Pseudonym, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# I am overwhelmed with envy.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# "20th birthday this WEEK"?!?
...fucking hell, I'm green with envy too then! :p
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Smooth
You are absolutely the master of innovation. I think this is gonna be the new summer trend.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# and could be a bath as well !
(especially after a pissy night)

hoorah !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
may be challenging when drunk or when bringing home a lovely lady
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Why?
What lovely lady what not want to scramble in with someone so reknown for miss-b-havin that he got the numberplate put on his bed?
(JPaddy, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# your 20th birthday this week????
Wow, the queen's got nothing on you then has she.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# You lucky bastard.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# yes this.
i am so considering getting one for myself
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
What a bed.
(Andy-, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
Cocking ace. Early Learning Centre you say?

*writes down*
*applies for Provisional Sleeping Licence*
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# down in price too,
was £25, now £20, and the balls were £5 but with every £25 purchase, £5 is removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# You do the math
(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Woo!
Looks a bit short, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# No matter,
it's a hatchback.
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# i fit perfectly:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# HOBBIT!
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# That is the greatest thing in the world
but you are a short-arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Woo Yay, For Being So Gay
.
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# outstanding!
I salute you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Quality!
S'gotta be cramped though, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# The Rat Pack would be proud
I have to admit I must have missed the review of it on Top Gear though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# hehe
its funny coz its a real car
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# that's so very you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# arf
i want!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Student
?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# have a badly shopped meatwheels!
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(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# great stuff
happy birthday!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Neat!
Happy belated birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Inflatable Car
That is pimp. I want one.
(duckiebuns, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# WOW
I didn't know you were so gorgeous with such lovely hair!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
# He is a bit sexy isn't he?
/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
comedy stylings from the sunsh himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# .

?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)
# that is hilarious.
You'll have to keep people updated on postive/negative reactions from the ladies. Given that you're still in college, it may play!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 20 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)