Monkeys, and their simian cousins, the Apes, often ignore the Geneva Convention


From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)

Haha
but he has a good case in that the gorilla is technically not a monkey but an ape and therefore doesn't breach the convention.

woo
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

Are you appeased?

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

/dunno what appeased means
yes i am
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)

It's when you get covered in mushy peas
in the act of love making ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)

does this happen often?

( Mousing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)

It depends
on whether you have any mushy peas handy or whether you have to make do with conventional baked beans.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

!
thank god you didn`t say mushybees

.. no wonder his creations have those crazed eyes
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

Now you've sent me off onto a sexual voyage of discovery
mushybees, mushy peas and plenty of lubricant.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)

I would

( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)

Who wouldn't?
other than them there sex-u-al pre-verts!
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

Huzzah!
"...their simian cousins."

The monkeys are the apes' overlords who use the gorilla for... wait for it... guerilla warfare!

I'll get me coat, shall I?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)

hahahah!
evil!
( Mousing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

mwah!ha!
ning
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)

hehehe
super! woo!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)