i'll fetch the hammer

( lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

i read that as
"I'll feltch the hammer"
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

a difficult manuever
but one i've mastered
( lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Hammers have arseholes now?

( Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Hammers *are* arseholes.
Bastard twunty hammers.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

^This

(Andy-, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

Well i'm not a west ham fan myself
but i assume they do
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)

I'll fetch the
spare dignity.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)