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[challenge entry] Special Delivery!!


My first post.....didn't hurt as much as i thought it would.

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:55, archived)
# *spreads legs*
One extra-large quick-sharp, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)
# i'll fetch the hammer
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)
# i read that as
"I'll feltch the hammer"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)
# a difficult manuever
but one i've mastered
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Hammers have arseholes now?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Hammers *are* arseholes.
Bastard twunty hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)
# ^This
(Andy-, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Well i'm not a west ham fan myself
but i assume they do
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)
# I'll fetch the
spare dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)
# do women always fart during masturbation or is it just guys?
ive always wondered
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)
# I don't any more than I do during non-masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)
# thats a fair comment
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)
# But ladies can fart through their fannies
if they're in the right position.
Double farty wank mania!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Thank you
for *that* image....
Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)
# You must record it
I need to hear this
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)
# its the most amusing sound ever
because to my general understanding it cannot be stopped, as it just 'happens'
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I would say the best sound has got to be
a big juicy wet squelch from pleasuring a woman. My ex didn't like it when i deliberately tried to be as noisy as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)
# so you could say they fart twice as often?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Sounds more like
double-barrelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I wouldn't want to split you open
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)
# *gives obvious even smuttier reply*
*retires to safe distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Ha!
*snigger*
I just knew it!
(Zaza, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)
# huzzah!
corking first post... you've got comma all damp now

welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)