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(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 3:45, archived)
In Thailand, penis attacks are more common than in any other country. In fact, Thailand is the leading country in penis surgery to reattach severed penises. In contrast to penis removals in the Western countries, the reasons behind the penis removals in the Eastern world vary in range and are not necessarily between lover quarrels. For example, in November 2004 Manit Srithammathan had cut off two teenage boys' penises and threw the penises in a canal. When questioned by the police Srithammathan stated that he had cut off and disposed of the penises because the boys refused to confess to stealing $1,250 from his ATM account after they were shown videotape evidence. In addition, the disposal of the severed penises can also be unconventional. For example, in 1997, a Thai wife had severed her husband's penis while he was sleeping and attached the penis to a bunch of helium balloons.
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Thu 13 Oct 2005, 3:47,
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Oh.That's possibly the most interesting thing I've learned in several years.
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Transatlanticism,
Thu 13 Oct 2005, 3:51,
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cutting off penises is just not nicebut the helium balloon bit is making me giggle.
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Shiksa,
Thu 13 Oct 2005, 3:52,
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Can you imaginesome kid playing on the beach one day when suddenly these balloons run out of lift and drop to the beach and he runs over to grab the balloons and finds a shrivelled cock attached to them?
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Thu 13 Oct 2005, 4:27,
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There's a happy ending in there somewhere...
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:06,
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Note to self:Avoid Thailand in future travels.
EDIT: The helium balloon bit is funny. But scary. Premeditated, do you think?
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Thu 13 Oct 2005, 3:53,
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EDIT: The helium balloon bit is funny. But scary. Premeditated, do you think?
