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[challenge entry] Man Utd's marketing's gone a bit too far....
Must stop this obsession with mudreres! Not that Maxine
blah blah blah

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)
# yowser!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Go go gadget
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# *shakes fist*
I'll get you next time gadget.

Or was that from Penelope Pitstop, I don't remember
(checkers, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I and Mrs Saver went to a fancy dress party as
The Hooded Claw and Penelope Pitstop. The costumes were excellent yet every fucker thought I was Dick Dastardly.

Bastards

I'll get you next time Penelope Pitstop!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)
# You should have hired a load of ganster midgets to follow you around,
that would have tipped them off.
(checkers, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)
# why didn't I think of that
damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Apparently,
Maxine Carr was/still is living in Hastings.
(ProduceMonkey, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# tell the tabloids
burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# yeah, dunno how true that is
im livin in hastings and i've heard all sorts of rumours but no confirmed sightings yet

edit: i even heard that she's working for the local hospital..... once again i beat her to it. i work at the hospital and i've not seen her....wait.....what if... i... am... teh carr biatch!....... nooooooooooes!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)
# God damn you - get out there and LOOK man!
don't come back until you've found her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# oh! everybody should come to hastings we have loads of evils, ever heard of sion jenkins
he was a local schoolteacher who taught at my school.... then battered his foster daughters head in with a tent peg!.................... oh maxine!....
there she was, hiding in the bathroom.... maxine, what are you doin???... no... i dont want a bath..... nooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOooOOO-

*thud*
*splash*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# and there was that bloke who lost an eye
it was some time ago mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Also,
we have one of the Jamie Bulger killer kids here in Hastings, too.... allegedly.

Proper freak town!
(ProduceMonkey, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)
# wow
you a hastonian too! huzzah for teh harold!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:39, archived)
# pffffft!
you get such good likenessesessess . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)
# have you seen in next years day planner...
the 19th Septmember 2005 is 'National, talk like a priate day'.... B3ta is a powerful tool...

I'm sure you have :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Yaaarrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Have you decided on an actual date for Hug a ham Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# we could combine it with Shrove Tuesday
Shrive'n hug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# did you mean talk like a primate day?
oo oo oo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)
# No o o o o...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hull sir?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# You sir,
are turning into one sick puppy!
But your pics make up for it.


Woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# its in dollards
I use moon money what does it cost in moon money
(KMnO 4, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Not a clue has I
but it's still a lovely caricature
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Superb, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Hull!
Now!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
that's what I sound like when I laugh, and I am laughing in such a fashion at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# cripes!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# that reminds me
of the lovely collage I did of those blighters, whilst they were playing up:
(Airshod, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Surely...
..a winner?
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 18:56, archived)