oh! everybody should come to hastings we have loads of evils, ever heard of sion jenkins
he was a local schoolteacher who taught at my school.... then battered his foster daughters head in with a tent peg!.................... oh maxine!....
there she was, hiding in the bathroom.... maxine, what are you doin???... no... i dont want a bath..... nooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOooOOO-

*thud*
*splash*
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

and there was that bloke who lost an eye
it was some time ago mind
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

Also,
we have one of the Jamie Bulger killer kids here in Hastings, too.... allegedly.

Proper freak town!
(ProduceMonkey, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)

wow
you a hastonian too! huzzah for teh harold!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:39, archived)